I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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