3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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