piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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