Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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