I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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