C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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