i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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