She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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