Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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