the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have already put on my inside pants.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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