Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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