We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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