I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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