don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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