the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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