i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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