Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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