I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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