Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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