You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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