i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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