Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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