I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Randomize
