Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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