Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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