problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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