I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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