I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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