Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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