I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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