Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
