i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
don't judge my taste in strippers
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize
