They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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