I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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