Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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