Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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