i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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