Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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