I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
