hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
