I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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