We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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