Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
