I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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