I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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