I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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