Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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