I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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