How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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