I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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