hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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