Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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