How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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