I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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