dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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